An introduction...

My cousins have this game they play. Every time something embarrassing happens to them, they picture it happening to me instead...which in turn makes the story much funnier than it was with the original characters. My life seems to be a combination of bad decisions, refusal to learn from my mistakes, funny (funny-odd, not funny-haha) encounters with others, and constantly feeling embarrassed. Oh, and over-eating. If you don't get embarrassed easily, or find enjoyment in the embarrassment of others, this blog is not for you. For the rest of you, ...you guys are jerks. Let's have some fun. Ew, what a weird way to end a blog entry.